Interview with Agaliarept, the henchman

(Subordinate to, Lucifugus)

An interview by Chick Evens and

Ruler of the tenth hour of the night

(Shop in rank, in the Order of the Demon in Hell)

Note: This interview is being given to Chick Evens, by a third party (THN), who is asking the Chick Evens questions to Agaliarept, as this cannot be done in person:

THN: Agaliarept, what is your nationality?

Agaliarept: sky

THN: What is your patriotic allegiance?

Agaliarept: My loyalty is first and foremost to the Infernal Alliance.

THN: What is your age?

Agaliarept – For the most part, everlasting, maybe looking 48 or so, hard to tell, shape-shifting and can often be seen as animal-like.

THN: What is your full title?

Agaliarept: I am a demon who is a great general of Hell and commander of the second legion, I have dominion over Europe and Asia Minor and to control the past and the future, Tarihimal is my companion, and we are rulers of Elelogap, and we also rule matters related to water.

THN: What are your characters that you would like others to know about you?

Agaliarept: I am intelligent, not like all my deeply foolish followers, I am not open-minded, nor do I care to be, I have no sincerity or sense of justice. I have very little aristocratic attractiveness, nor am I a dashing demon knight, I am quite the opposite, and I love him; bright lights cause me pain, I’m a perfectionist and little use for the other guy. My voice is hoarse, not soft, often not clear, and surely not reassuring. They compare me to an energetic and brilliant minister from hell, a commanding officer, high ranking and I like to be noticed by others.

THN: What kind of powers do you have?

Agaliarept: invasion of dreams, suffocation and production of nearby mares. These, of course, are only small. I have Telepathy, Clairvoyance, Flight and Teleportation: also capable of generating fire, inducing illusions; capable of resurrecting corpses, like a zombie, if their souls are condemned to hell, and causing unconsciousness with a gesture or a hiss to non-Christians. Extensive knowledge in armed and unarmed combat with strength, speed, agility, unnatural resistance comparable or close to an angelic being, but far from an archangel.

Ability to manipulate both mortals and immortals into deception, spite, madness, hatred and pride; also to gain possession of them, for satanic worshipers, to make people have ungodly sexual preferences and other ungodly acts: I cannot the present or the future, but I can have my Master, Lucifer, invest those powers in me for a period of time; I can produce spells for the weakest minds. My rhetoric of invisibility, logic, politics and knowledge of many languages ​​allows me to convene on military matters.

THN: What is your weakness?

Agaliarept: I bet you would like to know that. Let me put it this way, the few that I have are not worth counting, but since I accepted this interview, I am sure the reader would like to know. Angels! I am a demon, not an angel, and they can take me away; or a healthy heart towards God, Jesus Christ. Weapons, accidents, all that kind of thing that I think doesn’t hurt me; it bothers me, on the contrary. I don’t go into churches willingly, nor do I mind looking at crucifixes, but I can; I avoid them, like holy water, it burns me. My brothers often like to play the game of demigods, and when summoned, they try to play Lucifuge Revocable, duplicating it. I don’t care about that game, contrary to my belief, and he is our commander and boss.

THN: What kind of weapons do you use?

Agaliarept: Well, first of all I have them, I use them, but I don’t need them. Let’s clear that up first. I have a can, or sometimes an umbrella, black in color, a silver handle, like my teacher, it blocks the bright light from me and I can trip some people when I become visible. I have a 58 cm hidden blade, a good weapon; It was forged from the fires of hell, it is burning, and I light fire with it, and I burn my hands with it.

THN: What kinds of possessions do you have?

Agaliarept: A silver ring with a large red stone on it, bequeathed to me by Master Focalor.

THN: Who are your closest friends?

Agaliarept: It makes no sense to use the word friend, I have none, but I have close affiliations, or better yet, trusted subordinates, whom I don’t really trust, like Buer and Gusoyn, and even Botis; They belong to the second Legion of Spirits, which I command. They help me find out and discover the secrets of all the courts in the world.

THN: If you wanted to conjure a demon, how would you do it?

Agaliarept: First of all, it is not advisable to play in areas that you are not willing to give your soul to. But on the other hand, for the curious minded person, as I know Chick Evens is, you may want to refer to the “Book of the Key of Solomon” (Sepher Maphteah Shelomoh).

THN: Can you give us the ranks of the underworld?

Agaliarept: The three higher spirits: Lucifer, Emperor, Beelzebuth Prince Astaroth Grand Duke. After that, there are six lesser spirits: Lucifuge Rofocale, Prime Minister, Satanachia, Commander-in-Chief, Agaliarept (me), Another Commander, Fleurety, Lieutenant General Sargatanas, Brigadier-Major Nebiros, Field-Marshal, and Inspector-General.

THN: Do demons lie?

Agaliarept: That is like asking, “Do humans breathe?” Of course we lie, it is part of our nature, we are good at it, we are professionals, we practice it every day and we even question ourselves.

THN: Can you give me the names of some demons that come to mind that work in the world today?

Agaliarept: of course I can, but I’m not sure why, it won’t do you any good to know, but hey, I should never have accepted this review, but you see how I keep my word, make sure, when you write this, you make me look good . Anyway, I’ll give you some of the ‘AB & C’ demon; otherwise, this interview will last the entire week:

AGLASIS; it can transport anything around the world.

BARTZABEL: Kabbalistic demon from Mars. It has the power to cause storms.

Bartzabel has black wings. He is bald with a small ponytail of black hair and is a bit chubby.

BECHARD: has power over winds and storms, lightning, rain, hail.

BRULEFER: It makes one loved.

BUCON: It has the power to incite hatred and jealousy between the sexes.

CARNIVEAN: He was a Prince of the Order of Powers. Gives confidence, boldness and strength.

TILE: He was a Prince of the Order of Powers. It gives one control over the emotions and gives strength.

CLAUNECK: has power over goods, money and finances. You can discover hidden treasures and grant great wealth.

CLISTHERET: She can turn day into night and night into day. She is under the power of Duke “Syrach”. She has a green complexion and a large bulbous head like Lucifuge Rofocal and Valefor. She is friendly. -Soul Priestess Maxine

ELELOGAP: Elelogap is ruled by Agaliarept and Tarihimal. It has power over the Water element.

THN: Agaliarept, Mr. Chick Evens says thank you for the interview, is there anything you would like to add?

Agaliarept: I run the secret police down here, and let me warn you up there, there are a number of so-called pantheon gods who rebelled against being forgotten and in many cases assumed the names and aspects of a variety of us. Demons; so be careful who you are called to, you may not get what you are looking for, too, a word to the wise, beware devils with rooster heads, huge bellies and knotted tails, they are ruthless.

Written for Posterity, 2-26-2009